====== American Style Tea ======

===== Ingredients =====

1 Cup Tap Water \\
1 Tea Bag \\

===== Tools =====

1 Tea Mug \\

===== Cooking =====
Drop Tea Bag on the floor and say "aww fuck." \\
Pick Tea Bag up and vigorously shake off cat / dog hair. \\
Place Tea Bag in Tea Mug. \\
Fill Tea Mug to desired height with Toilet Water. \\
Cook in microwave on high for 2 minutes and 22 seconds. \\
Forget about tea for 45 minutes. \\
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Chug tea. (optional) \\