1 Cup Tap Water
1 Tea Bag
1 Tea Mug
Drop Tea Bag on the floor and say “aww fuck.”
Pick Tea Bag up and vigorously shake off cat / dog hair.
Place Tea Bag in Tea Mug.
Fill Tea Mug to desired height with Toilet Water.
Cook in microwave on high for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
Forget about tea for 45 minutes.
Chug tea. (optional)